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SammyClaws
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

On another board that I am a member of, there is a forum dedicated to jokes and humor. It makes the day pass quicker when I've read some humor, hopefully it will do the same for you.


FRIENDSHIP TEST

This really works!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.




Put your dog and your spouse

in the trunk of the car for an hour.


When you open the trunk,

which one is really happy to see you?
 
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EnergySaver
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Posts: 1440
Location: Ozaukee County

PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This great cache and it's humor speaks for itself: GC1AND2

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This great cache and it's humor speaks for itself: GC1AND2

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Johnny Cache
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Location: Milwaukee, WI

PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

EnergySaver wrote:
This great cache and it's humor speaks for itself: GC1AND2


I'm still laughing. Good one Ron.
 
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Team Black-Cat
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Joined: 2007-09-13
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Embarassed Got me good.
 
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cheezehead
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Location: Hayward, WI. USA

PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

HA! Yup got me too, but didn't even notice it the first time.
 
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jerrys dad
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Joined: 2007-01-07
Posts: 1386
Location: Mukwonago

PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,
and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks,
"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cold drink, and then, "he said with a deep sigh.......





"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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SammyClaws
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE











My kind of guy !!!!!!!!!



George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was
going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in
the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window..
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were
people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
stealing from me."

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should
lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police
again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
because I just shot them", and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two
Fire Trucks, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
 
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BakRdz
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Joined: 2009-08-20
Posts: 967
Location: OshVegas

PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

A little crude, but...



While in the great Northwoods, three geocachers are captured by a giant. The giant tells the cachers “If you want to leave, you will need to complete my caching challenge. If you fail, I will throw you into my soup pot and cook you for supper! The first part is to find 5 caches I’ve placed in the woods and return them to me.”

The cachers run into the forest. A few minutes later the first cacher comes back with 5 pill bottle caches. “Now,” the giant said, “you must shove all those caches up your butt! If even one falls out, you will be my supper!” Reluctantly, the cacher shoves in the first few, but while reaching for the last one, they all fall out.

Plop! Into the soup pot goes the first cacher.

A few minutes later the second cacher comes back with 5 bison tubes. The giant explains the challenge. “This is gonna be easy!” thinks the second cacher. 1...2...3…4…but just before sliding the last one in, the cacher busts out laughing causing them all to fall out.

Plop! In Into the soup pot goes the second cacher.

Shocked, the first cacher asks,“Why in the world did you start laughing? You were almost finished!”

The second cacher explains, “I couldn’t help it. I saw the last cacher coming back with ammo cans!!”
 
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cheezehead
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Location: Hayward, WI. USA

PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" And she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration. "

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning!!
 
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Posts: 199
Location: Williston, ND

PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

awesome

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SammyClaws
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have Multiple Personality Disorder and so do I.........

Early to bed, Early to Rise, makes.......................your Social Life very Dull!

A bird in the hand, is...................very messy!

A stitch in time, saves....................... total humiliation!

There is no pill harder to swallow than a suppository.........

I complained that I had no Hat, until I met a man who had no Head.......

There are Three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.......

I told you a hundred trillion times, quit exaggerating!

I finally got my H1N1 Swine Flu shot today, now I can go back to eating Bacon and Pork chops......

Driving to work today, some Lady talking on a cell phone and putting on make-up at the same time cut me off. What was worse is that I dropped my donut and my razor fell in my coffee.......

The other day I came home and my wife just rolled her eyes at me. So, I picked them up and rolled them right back at her..................

Two Vultures found a dead Clown, as they began their meal, one vulture looked over at the other and said, "This tastes funny".......

Last night I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and today for some reason my pillow is missing.......
 
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BakRdz
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

George Geocacher was deep in the forest when his GPS battery died. He wandered around in circles for hours and finally came across another cacher.

“Am I ever glad to see you!" said the George. "I've been lost out here for 3 hours."

"Don't get too excited," the other cacher replied. "I've been lost out here for 3 days."

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JimandLinda
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Joined: 2008-08-14
Posts: 5381
Location: Rosendale WI

PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Two goats were munching on a VHS tape.
One turned to the other and said, "I liked the book better". Rolling Eyes
 
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jerrys dad
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Joined: 2007-01-07
Posts: 1386
Location: Mukwonago

PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

Due to the climate of political correctness now
pervading America,

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no
longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER'- She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE
POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN..'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE...'

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