Geocaching should be a Walk in the Woods
by Ranger Boy
One of my favorite books about the outdoors, “A Walk in the Woods”, has been made into a movie. I thought this would be a good time to recommend this novel, by Bill Bryson, and explain how it reminds me of Geocaching.
The author decides he wants to hike the entire Appalachian Trail (AT) from Springer Mountain in Georgia to Mount Katahdin in Maine with his out of shape buddy. There’s an awkward and telling moment early in the book, about hiking the AT, in which he casts about for the exact reasons he’s subjecting himself to a five-month slog through the underbrush that reminded me of why I Geocache. There’s the fitness rationale: Bryson is a mildly overweight, middle-aged writer who’s tired of looking, as he puts it, like ”a cupcake.” There’s the he-man rationale: when faced with impending danger, Bryson would like to feel more like Ian Fleming’s James Bond than someone who is ”jumpier than Don Knotts with pistol drawn.” Finally, there’s the ecological rationale: the Appalachian wilderness is endangered in any number of ways, and the author hopes to instant message his readers an urgent dispatch from the front lines.
It should be noted before Bryson attempted to hike the AT he spent 20 years living in England, and among his first revelations is how deeply the idea of walking anywhere cuts against the grain of Americans. The typical American, he writes, walks a mere 350 yards a day — a staggering figure, even when you consider how few footpaths there are here and how anti-pedestrian our road system can be.
I’ve noticed a trend towards avoidance of walking in Geocaching as well. It seems multi-caches or long hike Traditionals are being ignored in favor of the quick “park and grab” (PNG). If you look at the Lonely Cache page chances are mostly Multis are listed.
I don’t understand this preference. When I first started Geocaching in 2002 I fell in love because I was hiking long stretches of the Kettle Moraine or Ice Age Trail and being taken to some amazing sights. Geocaching gave me an excuse to explore the wonderful parks and public land Wisconsin has to offer. Why in the world would I want to go to the parking lot of one of these great trails, hop out of the car, sign a pill bottle log, hop back in the car, and drive to the next parking lot without ever seeing all the natural beauty that that park had in store for me?
So if you’d like to read about what natural beauty and adventure can be found away from America’s Strip Malls and parking lots read A Walk In The Woods. If you want more from a Geocache experience than a roadside stop, go find a Multi or nice long hike Traditional.
And if you want to learn what my favorite laugh out loud moment of the book was, you’ll just have to read it for yourself. It concerns the part of their journey when an odd lady starts to shadow the author and his friend along the AT. One night she points up at the stars to a constellation and asks them which one it is. I don’t want to repeat the answer on this family friendly website.