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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If and when I decide to pop out of bed in the morning, I will start sleeping in the toaster.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about!
Corduroy Pillows … … they’re make headlines everywhere!
“The only fast food I know of is a moving shot” — Ted Nugent.
“Man who lives in Glass house, should change in Basement!”
“Man who lives in Glass house, Spends a fortune on Windex!”
“Man Who Stands on Toilet, High on Pot”
“Man who Farts in Church, Sits in own Pew!”
“Wise man says, man shouldn’t play leap-frog with a unicorn!”
“Come on, Come on, We can talk about it in the car!!” MFD 2006.
I used to have a coworker and after he passed gas his was
Don’t worry when it dries it will itch
I have a 6 pack abs, I just have a keg covering it. 😆
I have a wash board stomach i just have a load of laundry waiting
“Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.” Samuel Butler
Man with hand in pocket, feel a little cocky.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is floating in the water……
BOB
