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Ray 16 years, 5 months ago.
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Not quite sure what “cheetos potato chips” are, but anyway…
http://www.t-g.com/story/1549895.html
On the Left Side of the Road...“There was evidence of the assault,” the report read, “however no physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be determined.”
Wondering what the “evidence of the assault” was…. perhaps cheetos lying all over the ground?
I was reading the comments and just laughed at this one!
Your honor, I respectfully submit that the officer on duty consumed the evidence, that being said cheetos and that this case be dropped for lack of evidence. Otherwise, I demand a writ of habeus corpus, that is, to produce the evidence in question. I rest my case.
“No physical marks”? What about all of that telltale orange stuff that Cheetos leave behind when you even get close to them?
Domestic abuse is no joking matter; but this is just too funny. Let’s call it snack abuse. 😆
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