“There was evidence of the assault,” the report read, “however no physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be determined.”
Wondering what the “evidence of the assault” was…. perhaps cheetos lying all over the ground?
I was reading the comments and just laughed at this one!
Your honor, I respectfully submit that the officer on duty consumed the evidence, that being said cheetos and that this case be dropped for lack of evidence. Otherwise, I demand a writ of habeus corpus, that is, to produce the evidence in question. I rest my case.
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