Smack talk? How about bad chocolate-infused poetry? 😈
The ZigZagNuts clearly are best
And will win Top Prize at Chocolate Fest.
Though Team SammyClaws
May give us slight pause,
They’ll prove to be hardly a test!
The ZigZagNuts, many would say,
Are the best in the whole Milky Way.
Dove‘s 3 Musketeers
Have Mounds of talent and years
Of knowing just where to hit Payday.
Many teams, in the Crunch of the race,
Like Turtles, just can’t keep our pace.
That Sammy Claws fellow
May get too Caramello,
And Take 5, thus losing their place.
And take into account all the flaws
Which could plague that home team Sammy Claws.
Whatchamacalits with stingers
Could cause Butterfingers,
If they’re stung with the cache Twix their paws.
Don’t forget the saga of poor Mr. Goodbar.
At a cliff, for a cache, he leaned too far.
“Oh Henry! My Love,”
Said his wife, with a shove,
Then Hershey Kissed her hunk Heath in the car.
A Babe, Ruth, was caching with her stud,
When he slipped and fell down in the mud.
He ripped the front of his knickers,
And through numerous Snickers,
She announced, “You’re just a Milk Dud!”
So go ahead, try, if you must,
Beat the ZigZagNuts caching or bust.
But our skills will astound;
We’re the best team around,
And you’ll be in our Cocoa Puff dust!
The End (of your hopes of winning).
😈
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