Help! The Beast’s humor is escaping me!

[EnergySaver]

Ok …
Goto GCMGP2
and check out his 1/21/05 “Note” Log

Is that funny?
Maybe it needs time to sink in.

My opinion … he better come up with something better by the time he actually finds the cache.

(Note: I say “he” and “Beast” because I got to imagine Trudy would have something that would make me laugh, and I don’t mean the Beast’s high school pictures.)

[Ray]

OK, I won’t quit my day job…

[rpaske]

quote:

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Originally posted by Trudy & the beast:
OK, I won’t quit my day job…

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Maybe I can help….
The Beast and Energysaver were in the process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguing over the fact that their new gum was too hard and brittle and didn’t have the right consistency. Energysaver kept arguing that they simply had to add more liquid to their primary secret ingredient, code named “Yewin”.

The Beast argued adamantly. “No, No, No! It’s not wetter Yewin that counts… it’s how you ply the gum!”

[Folk Trakers]

groan

[EnergySaver]

After rpaske’s joke … I take back everything I’ve said about The Beast.

I hearby claim this Topic fair game for bad jokes … but ONLY bad jokes … so keep them coming.

Now, if you have a Good Joke .. save those to post on Laughing Lion (GCMGP2) after you find the cache.

[lucy92979]

Ok here’s one……………………..Why do geocachers never have to eat leftovers? Cause all of their tupperware are hidden in the woods.

[This message has been edited by lucy92979 (edited 01-24-2005).]

[ecorangers]

This joke was made by 7 year old Duelist…

Why don’t vampires drink root beer?

Because it makes them burp.

Come on, he’s only 7 give him a break. Tami.
(I thought it was funny when I first heard it.)

[river_rat]

duelist’s joke was better then rpaskes 😛

[EnergySaver]

there’s actually a couple fairly good jokes on the page listing now … view them on GCMGP2

[Flushingrouse]

Here’s one…

What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Answer: Anyone Can Roast Beef. 🙂

Please don’t hurt me

[EnergySaver]

My turn! And it’s a Ron original ….

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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… it was a multi-cache!

[Cheesehead Dave]

Maybe this will kill this thread once and for all…

Steven and Sam Clam were good friends in the ocean, even though Steven was very devout and religious and Sam liked to drink and party. They got along well, and despite Steven’s efforts to witness to Sam, he never made a decision. Eventually they both died. Steven, of course, went to heaven and Sam went to Hell.

One day St. Peter notices Steven sitting next to the street of Gold, playing the blues on his harp, looking a little down.

“Is everything all right?” he asks the sorrowful shellfish.

“Well, it’s not that heaven isn’t great,” he replies, “but I really miss my buddy Sam. We were really good friends and I’m sad about being eternally separated from him now.”

“I understand,” said St. Peter. “We don’t usually allow this, but in your case, because you did try so hard to win Sam over, I will let you have a 24-hour pass to go see him. You must be back in time, however.”

“Really? You can do that? That would be great. Thank you so much!” Steven says and takes off to visit his buddy.

Upon his arrival in Hell Steven is a little taken aback. It wasn’t quite the suffering he had expected. In fact Sam seemed to be doing fairly well. He had his own nightclub which played music from the 70’s and many other inhabitants of Hell seemed to enjoy going there. Steven even sat in with the band for a few numbers on his harp. Sam and Steven talked and talked and soon it was time for Steven to return to heaven. With only minutes to spare, Steven returned to the Pearly Gates.

“Did you have a good visit?” inquired St. Peter.

“Yes, I did, thank you.” Replied Steven. He then got a look of panic over his face and exclaimed, “But I’ve got to go back! I’ve got to go back!”

“Why? I told you you could only have 24 hours.”

Steven replied, “I left my harp, in Sam Clam’s Disco……”

[Ray]

The Mill Valley friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to “persuade” them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he’d be back if they didn’t close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

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