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01/13/2011 at 12:43 am #1923055sweetlife wrote:I bought me one of them all-terrain 4 wheeler thingys !!!
Why, ?? you ask.
Cuz Danger is my middle name!!!Ooooh, ooooh! Where can I get one of those, Barry 💡
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01/13/2011 at 12:44 am #1923056Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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01/13/2011 at 12:45 am #1923057What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
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01/13/2011 at 12:46 am #1923058If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?
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01/13/2011 at 6:48 pm #19230591. Go to Google Maps and click on Get Directions. 2. Write USA as your start point. 3. Write Japan as your destination. 4. Go to the 31st point on your route.
01/13/2011 at 6:52 pm #1923060@TyeDyeSkyGuy wrote:
1. Go to Google Maps and click on Get Directions. 2. Write USA as your start point. 3. Write Japan as your destination. 4. Go to the 31st point on your route.
But that step only gets me to Hawaii. It’s step 46 that gets you to Japan!
01/14/2011 at 3:32 am #1923061LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem…
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers … and then there are educators.
01/14/2011 at 3:38 am #1923062@sweetlife wrote:
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem…
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Not so unique. We had the same problem in Auburndale several years ago. The custodian came around to our classrooms and explained the mirror-cleaning process to the girls, though he didn’t actually demonstrate it.
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01/14/2011 at 3:17 pm #1923063At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells … ‘THEIRS’?
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01/14/2011 at 3:18 pm #1923064Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards : NAIVE
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01/21/2011 at 1:24 am #1923065I just got off the phone with one of my friends in North Dakota. He said that since early this morning, the snow is nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping to below zero and the north wind wind is increasing. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window. He says that if it gets much worse he may have to let her in.
01/24/2011 at 1:56 am #1923066TyeDyeSkyGuy Wrote
1. Go to Google Maps and click on Get Directions. 2. Write USA as your start point. 3. Write Japan as your destination. 4. Go to the 31st point on your route.
Try China to Taiwan #55 😆
01/24/2011 at 3:14 pm #1923067Joke of the day:
DA BEARS
01/25/2011 at 12:12 am #1923068@Vegas Gamblers wrote:
Joke of the day:
DA BEARS
Better Joke
Headline on Monday Feb. 7th Press Gazette
PACKERS WIN SUPER BOWL
01/25/2011 at 12:29 am #1923069@sweetlife wrote:
@Vegas Gamblers wrote:
Joke of the day:
DA BEARS
Better Joke
Headline on Monday Feb. 7th Press Gazette
PACKERS WIN SUPER BOWL
If it’s the Press Gazette, it will probably say “PACKERS WIN SUPPER BOWL”
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