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    bartrod
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      sweetlife wrote:
      I bought me one of them all-terrain 4 wheeler thingys !!!

      Why, ?? you ask.
      Cuz Danger is my middle name!!!

      Ooooh, ooooh! Where can I get one of those, Barry 💡

      Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)

      #1923056
      bartrod
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        Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
        😕

        Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)

        #1923057
        bartrod
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          What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
          😛

          Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)

          #1923058
          bartrod
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            If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?
            😯

            Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)

            #1923059

            ‎1. Go to Google Maps and click on Get Directions. 2. Write USA as your start point. 3. Write Japan as your destination. 4. Go to the 31st point on your route.

            #1923060

            @TyeDyeSkyGuy wrote:

            ‎1. Go to Google Maps and click on Get Directions. 2. Write USA as your start point. 3. Write Japan as your destination. 4. Go to the 31st point on your route.

            But that step only gets me to Hawaii. It’s step 46 that gets you to Japan!

            #1923061

            LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL

            According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem…

            A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

            Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

            Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

            She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

            To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

            He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

            Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

            There are teachers … and then there are educators.

            #1923062
            BigJim
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              @sweetlife wrote:

              LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL

              According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem…

              A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

              Not so unique. We had the same problem in Auburndale several years ago. The custodian came around to our classrooms and explained the mirror-cleaning process to the girls, though he didn’t actually demonstrate it.

              All opinions, comments, and useless drivel I post are mine alone and do not reflect the opinions of the WGA BOD.

              #1923063
              bartrod
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                At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells … ‘THEIRS’?
                🙁

                Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)

                #1923064
                bartrod
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                  Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water?
                  Try spelling Evian backwards : NAIVE
                  😛

                  Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)

                  #1923065

                  I just got off the phone with one of my friends in North Dakota. He said that since early this morning, the snow is nearly waist high and is still falling.

                  The temperature is dropping to below zero and the north wind wind is increasing. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window. He says that if it gets much worse he may have to let her in.

                  #1923066

                  TyeDyeSkyGuy Wrote

                  1. Go to Google Maps and click on Get Directions. 2. Write USA as your start point. 3. Write Japan as your destination. 4. Go to the 31st point on your route.

                  Try China to Taiwan #55 😆

                  #1923067

                  Joke of the day:

                  DA BEARS

                  #1923068

                  @Vegas Gamblers wrote:

                  Joke of the day:

                  DA BEARS

                  Better Joke

                  Headline on Monday Feb. 7th Press Gazette

                  PACKERS WIN SUPER BOWL

                  #1923069
                  BigJim
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                    @sweetlife wrote:

                    @Vegas Gamblers wrote:

                    Joke of the day:

                    DA BEARS

                    Better Joke

                    Headline on Monday Feb. 7th Press Gazette

                    PACKERS WIN SUPER BOWL

                    If it’s the Press Gazette, it will probably say “PACKERS WIN SUPPER BOWL”

                    All opinions, comments, and useless drivel I post are mine alone and do not reflect the opinions of the WGA BOD.

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