It’s New Years Time Again

[Doc.]

Ya know, I thought I saw something on CNN about a disturbance in LaCrosse involving a local massage lady and a monkey. I just assumed it was at the Zoo, since there were talking about this broken cage …. oh…oH…..OHHHHHH!

[marc_54140]

😳 Burn!

[Doc.]

Hmmm…spanking a Monkey would be a fun resolution…;-)

[Doc.]

Really!! I really, really mean it! As of 2008 (and it should have started today) if DB asks for anything – NO!!!! What is it about NO!!! you don’t understand?? So I pupped out about saying No, I don’;t want to meet you for dinner. I need to go home and let the dogs out….. and I get home, the dog is enjoying a delicious meal of my other pair of tennis shoes, and she has torn apart my pillow – which now covers most of my bedroom!!!!! Just because I was now 2 hours late, her schedule is screwed up, and I have just comsumed enough salt to cause a heart attack. Now I have to lift heavy bales of hay, tote 50# buckets of manure, “cuz DB is too tired from eating to lift a finger to help!!!

Hmm N-O… NO. Yeah, I can do it. That waste of time just cost me double the meal! OH NO!!!

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