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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is hanging on the wall…..
ART
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is lying on the floor………
MATT
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who fell in a hole………
PHIL
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other…………
EILEEN
What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other……..
IRENE
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is in a pile of leaves?
Russel
What do you call two men with no arms and no legs who are on either side of o piece of glass?
Curt & Rod
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is being pulled behind a boat?
Skip.
Its better to be Judged by 12 than to be carried by 6!!
Insured by Smith and Wesson, Policy Number 357-41-44
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is lying under a car?
Jack
“Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast” Oscar Wilde
What do chineese men do when they have an erection?
They vote (sorry Mom)
“Never argue with an idiot, the people watching may not know the difference”
Also, I really like my sig line.
Ambivalent?
Why yes . . . and no!
