Questions you’d like to smack someone for asking

[CacheARRRS]

here is one that got me in the last few months.

From 6 different people at 6 different times who KNEW I was fed up with my car and was planning to buy a new one, and then SAW me in said new car…

“Hey, did you get a new car?”

😯

[Decrepit]

OH! And let’s not forget this. As I’m still hobbling around on crutches after knee surgery (both times mind you) trying to get some water to take pain killers while at work…

“You look like you’re in pain. Does it hurt?” 😡

[bartrod]

@Captain and Mate wrote:

“So, you’re retired, huh? When are you going to move to Florida?”

Or “What do you do with your time now?”

My standard reply: “My wife asked me that question one day and I said ‘Nothing’. Then she said that’s what I did yesterday. My retort was that I wasn’t finished.” [:D]

Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)

[Astro_D]

After people learn that astronomy is a big hobby of mine, they tend to give me their sign and ask what mine is.

To which I usually reply along the lines of: “you’re thinking astrology – which is fiction. I deal in fact.”

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