Zen Thinking

[decdogg]

1. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

2. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

3. Don’t worry…. it only seems kinky the first time.

4. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

5. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

6. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

7. No one is listening until you fart.

[Gusty Winds]

Here are a few more:

8. Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

9. When elephants fight, the grass suffers.

10. It never pays to throw mud at others, you will only lose ground.

[TyeDyeSkyGuy]

11. Three wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left

[Cheesehead Dave]

12. I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and assume they deserve it.

[greyhounder]

(is it wrong that #3 is my favorite?)

#13 Wherever you go, there you are!

[EnergySaver]

#14 Even a clock that doesn’t run is right twice a day.

#15 Seventy-five percent of all statistics are made up.

[Ray]

@EnergySaver wrote:

Even a clock that doesn’t run is right twice a day.
…

and, that would be an energysaver… 😛

[benny7210]

#16 I’ve learned…that money doesn’t buy class.

#17 I’ve learned…that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

#18 I’ve learned…that the less time I have to work, the more things I get
done.

[Gusty Winds]

19. If and when I decide to pop out of bed in the morning,
I will start sleeping in the toaster.

[I M WU]

20. The most dangerous thing in the world is 2 think U understand something.
21. We R wiser than we know.
22. Life is a mystery to B lived, not a problem to B solved.
23. Words R the fog 1 has to C thru.
24. I M there4 U R not.

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