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The welfare babies grow up:
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing ‘father’s details;’ or putting it another way…. Who’s yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms!
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Willie McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted… If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don’t kn ow the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he’s had it replaced. That would be the daddy.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I think that my son’s conception was ejaculate stuff on a tawl and that he is an axident.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Al leshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cat aclysmic implications for his wife. I am torn between doing right by you and right by him.. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.
8. Tyrone Lairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also bored at the same time…. Well, I don’t have clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; it really was in the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave. , mine might have remained unfertilized.
And my personal favorite. . .
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you fart. 😀
Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)
Gasp 😯
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Congratulations on 2000 great adventures, Dave 😀
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From reading your logs on your swing through my neighborhood, it looks like you had quite a weekend. You passed your “secret agent” test, learned why Oconto is the “birthplace of western civilization”, and the topped it off by reaching still another milestone. Congratulations 😀
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Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us, we”re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please.”
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet, lads?”
“Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year, hire a car, and drive for miles, don’t we, Jim?” Jim agrees.
“Ah, England!” says the bartender. “Wonderful Country … the history,the beer, the culture…”
“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says John. “Hamburgers & Molson’s beer, that’s us, eh, Jim? And we can’t stand the English; they’re so arrogant and rude, not civil and polite like us Canadians.”
“So why keep going to England?” asks the bartender.
“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive. 😀Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)
That’s a great picture…and what better way to enjoy a milestone than with family. Congratulations on your first 3000 great adventures 😀
Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)
Outstanding…1000 great adventures. Congratulations 😀
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Saying that was quite an adventure seems like an understatement ❗ Congratulations on the milestone 😀
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I’m guessing a Webcam? Or maybe a Wherigo? But congratulations on a great milestone cache 😀
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I’ve always wanted to do one of those. Congratulations 😀
Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)
I made a cemetery cache with a 35 mm film cannister in a spruce tree a couple of winters ago…the FTF-er accidentally dropped the cap in the snow and couldn’t find it. He went home, got a new cap, and replaced the cache where he found it. The next spring, another cacher found the cap and a scrap piece of paper on the ground…thought the cache had been muggled or that winter had gotten the best of it, and he replaced the whole cache with a new 35 mm film cannister and log. Now there were TWO caches in the same spot. Several more cachers logged this new cache before I got around to doing spring maintenance and finding that my original was right where it was supposed to be. I certainly didn’t delete any logs because of an honest mistake and I always appreciate another cacher helping out with maintenance. Weird…but it happens.:D
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I posted a congrats on the cache log, but let me repeat it…congratulations on the milestone, Larry 😀
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No, no…it’s not a nightmare! It’s a nitgtmare…whatever that is. But congratulations, Keith 😀
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06/18/2010 at 2:37 pm in reply to: #700 WI Hibiscus Snags a ‘Walter’ at Flat Jack Goes Fishing #1931124Ha! I love reading your logs. Congratulations on still yet another milestone 8)
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Ouch! But an outstanding cache joice for a milestone. Congratulations 😀
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