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Congratulations on all the smileys:bartrod:
Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)
Excellent! Congrats:bartrod:
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Puzzle/Mystery??? You gotta be kidding me! Somebody put their pants on backwards at Groundspeak 😯
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And let me add my congratulations too…that’s a lot of smilies…and, I’d imagine, there’s lots of adventures mixed in there also 8)
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Kudos on 5K 😀 ‘s…an impressive number…if I could I’d add 5K of those emoticons here to celebrate 😯
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So many caches…so little time…congrats on another great cache and another milestone 8)
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Bert feared his wife Peg wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there was a simple informal test the husband could perform to get a better idea about her hearing loss.
‘Here’s what you do,’ said the doctor, ‘stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.’
That evening, the wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He said to himself, ‘I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.’ Then in a normal tone he asked, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’ No response.
So the husband moved closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeated, ‘Peg, what’s for dinner?’ Still no response.
Next he movesd into the dining room where he was about 20 feet from his wife and asked, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’ Again he got no response.
So, he walked up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’ Again there was no response.
So he walked right up behind her. ‘Peg, what’s for dinner?’
‘Dammit, Bert, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!’
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, ‘What’s the matter?’
The blonde replies, ‘Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.’
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, ‘Why don’t you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest.’
‘Thanks, but I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.’
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically…
‘What’s so bad now? Are you going to be okay?’ he asks.
‘No!’ exclaims the blonde. ‘I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!’
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This ones for you, Deb 😀
A redhead was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, ‘Why, that’s a thermos…..it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.’
‘Wow, said the redhead, ‘that’s amazing…..I’m going to buy it!’ So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. ‘What’s that,’ he asked?
‘Why, that’s a thermos…..it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,’ she replied..
Her boss inquired, ‘What do you have in it?’
The redhead replied……’Two popsicles and some coffee.’ 🙄
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A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really bad
hailstorm.. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
To a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
decided to have some fun… He told her to go home and blow into the
tail pipe really hard, & all the dents would pop out.So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands & knees & started
blowing into her tailpipe.. Nothing happened.. So she blew a little
harder, & still nothing happened.Her blonde roommate saw her & asked, ‘What are you doing?’ The first
blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the
tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes & said, ‘Uh, like hello!
You need to roll up the windows first.’ 😕Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)
@djwini wrote:
i also need to know how to unmark a cache as found so i can go and find it.
Press the “Find” button…scroll to “recent finds” and press “Enter”…scroll down to the found cache…press the “Enter” button and you’re on your way.
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A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. ‘How did this happen?’ the emergency room doctor asked her.
‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the blonde replied.
‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?’
‘No, silly’ the blonde said. ‘First I put the gun to my chest, & then I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these implants…..I’m not shooting myself in the chest.’
‘So then?’ asked the doctor.
‘Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, ‘I just paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.’
‘So then?’
‘Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: ‘This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the
trigger. 😯Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)
Can you believe it??? It finally got published today… GC1VRZM …it would have been 5 years in July that I first pursued a cache placement here. Last week, I got “the word”. It’s gotta be a record!!! :bartrod:
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Did you hear about the two blondes
who froze to death in a drive-in movie?They had gone to see ‘Closed for the Winter.’ 😆
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Two Blondes With Hammers… 😆
Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work
on a Habitat for Humanity House.
Lynn was nailing down house siding,
would reach into her nail
pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it
over her shoulder or nail it in.Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, ‘
Why are you throwing those nails away?’
Lynn explained, ‘When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
about half of them have the head on the wrong end
& I throw them away.’
Judy got completely upset & yelled,
‘You moron! Those nails aren’t defective!
They’re for the other side of the house!’Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)
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