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Oooooh! And I jumped from last to 12th just like that 😯 I’m back in the race 😀
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Hey…I finally got mine moving[8D]
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Cache in the summer…log in the winter. Smart!! Congrats on a terrific milestone August 8)
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Eating turkey…lots and lots of turkey 8)
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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:
Dear Mrs. B,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don’t have a Code 3.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’ One of the clerks passed out.
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Congratulations, Jim…you and I reached the same milestone on the same day…what are the odds??? (Got mine at a different state park though.) 8)
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Been there…done that too. Congratulations on the milestone 😀
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Little Johnny and his family were having Thanksgiving dinner at his Grandmother’s house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
“Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.” said his mother.
“I don’t need to,” the boy replied. “Of course, you do “his mother insisted. “We always say a prayer before
eating at our house.”
“That’s at our house.” Johnny explained. “But this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook. 😆Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)
Congratulations…better treats than tricks when it comes to caching 8)
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My old stomping grounds! I still get over that way frequently…have a couple of caches that I maintain there too. Welcome to the world of geocaching 8)
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Oconto County – High Point GC26C7V ….with one huge ammo box at the end!
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@hack1of2 wrote:
Congrats on clearing out the entire county, and done in a very unique way. Now if you haven’t done so already you can try to close out all of Menominee county – it only has one cache in it, a virtual! 🙂
11-30-09 😀
@sweetlife wrote:
I have a few ready to be put out, just have been waiting for the right time.
You and Bill are too late…I didn’t say that I was going to try to keep it cached out 😆
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Happy belated geo-anniversary 😀 Mine was back in July dating back to ’07…first cache was a big ole ammo box in Copper Culture State Park. My thoughts then were “What treasure is in there?!!” That’s one thing that has never changed whenever I run across one of those in the woods.
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You two have really been getting around during the past couple of weeks! Congratulations on all those smileys 😀
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09/24/2013 at 2:16 pm in reply to: CodeJunkie overachieves for dual milestone 2K and (700?) #1972436Congratulations on the double milestone, CJ…I gotta couple of puzzles on my to-do stack that you could have fun with too if you like 😀
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