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Excellent idea!!!
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@JimandLinda wrote:
OK. I sent one. Did you get it?
Huh? What? Where???
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@WStemple wrote:
I cannot honestly say that I remember receiving a newsletter. I probably did and if so I would have opened it and at least scanned the content.
I don’t ever remember receiving one either although I remember someone asking me for my profile information for inclusion in it a couple of years ago. Did I miss out on my 15 seconds of fame???
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Congratulations, Pete…wish I could have been there to see/hear that :bartrod:
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Sven and Ole, two Minnesota engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by asks what they were doing.
“Ve’re supposed to find da height of dis flagpole, “said Sven, “but ve don’t haff a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground.
Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, “Twenty one feet, six inches,” and walked away.
Ole shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t dat just like a voman! Ve ask ferda height and she gives us da length!”
Sven and Ole have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving in the United States Senate. 😆Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’
The first one fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It’s a candle’, he said.
‘You may pass through the pearly gates’ Saint Peter said.The second one reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, ‘They’re bells.’
Saint Peter said ‘You may pass through the pearly gates’.The third gentleman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, ‘And just what do those symbolize?’
He replied, ‘These are Carols. :bartrod:Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)
Like some of us who have lost ammo cans to thieves, maybe the CO has too and would like to find out who the culprits are :bartrod:
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Congratulations! We now share an anniversary of sorts :bartrod:
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Aw, man!!! They’re all gone already 🙁
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph , enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph , then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding–a reason I’ve never before heard — I’ll let you go.”
The old gentleman paused then said: “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the trooper. 😆Oconto...the birthplace of western civilization:)
Congratulations, Mike, on 1.5 K :D’s…hope your new job is agreeing with you :bartrod:
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Congratulations, Jim…you done it up right :bartrod:
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That’s awesome! Congratulations :bartrod:
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,’I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!’
‘IMPOSSIBLE !’ said the groom broom.
‘WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!’ 😆:bartrod:
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