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While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He smiled and made the earth round.
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Congratulations, Paula 😀 1K is in sight…hope Mimi and I are there to celebrate with you on the next milestone too :bartrod:

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“Lord,
keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth!”

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:’

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, cowboy, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
‘NO! Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times!’ 😆

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Got this one from a friend…too funny 😆

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed…. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo
clock.’

When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said ‘oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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She is precious! Congratulations on your new arrival 😀

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Congrats on 1900 :bartrod:

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My congratulations to the Hit Squad…a great milestone adventure :bartrod:

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Very cool :bartrod:

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Error3 wrote:

I just placed my first cache 8 days ago. Its been so much fun! Yea, check it out if your in the area.

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Congratulations on your first placement…may be in the area tomorrow and will check it out….always looking for some new ones 😀

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Welcome to the craziness 😀 After reading your logs, though, I’m wondering…are you a vampire or some other creature of the night? Do you ever venture out on caches in the daylight??? :bartrod:

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Thank you everyone…especially Mimi for putting up with me. And, Barry, I’ve never looked more photogenic…but I imagine that’s what you had in mind. :bartrod:

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I had heard that there were a lot of bodies hidden in the northwoods…but glad to hear that one of them’s not yet yours. Congrats on the milestone :bartrod:

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Nitschke never wore an earring. :bartrod:
-old Nike t-shirt

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Congratulations, you two 😀 It seems like just a short time ago we were logging your 5K. I stopped by yesterday while at the Great Northwoods Gathering…left a big ‘smiley’ for you…and then ‘toasted’ you this morning :bartrod:

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