Pathtags in the dryer are found on a regular basis…
or,
You volunteer to chaperone the 5th grade field trip to Virginia just to add another state to your profile! (No car, no problem, just get up a few hours earlier to WALK to the nearest hides…)
You return from your lunch hour .. tracking mud across the building, with mud on your pants, and a big smile on your face because you got an FTF.
hehehe, and you pick out the dark pants to wear to work that day, as they hide the mud spatters much better…seriously.