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Please God, let this day end!
http://www.wagnercompanies.com/Spheres_and_Hemispheres.aspx
There in made in Milwaukee. You don’t have a size so I hope this helps they go up to 6″
Norwegian Fire Fighters;
One dark night outside a small town near Everett , Washington ;
a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames.
The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said,
“All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant.
They must be saved.
I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact.”
But the roaring flames held the fire-fighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate.
As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000
to the fire department who could bring out the company’s secret files.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight…
It was the nearby Norwegian rural township, volunteer fire company from Stanwood , Washington ;
composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65.
To everyone’s amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant.
Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides.
It was a performance and effort never seen before.
Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas.
The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000;
and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.
The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief,
“What are you going to do with all that money?”
“Vell,” said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief,
“Da first thing ve’s gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!”An atheist was walking
through the woods.‘What majestic
trees’!‘What powerful rivers’!
‘What beautiful animals’!
He said to himself.
As he was
walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling
in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He
saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.He ran as fast as he could up the
path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.He looked over his
shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled
over to pick himself up but saw that the bear
was right on top of him, reaching for him with
his left paw & raising his right paw to
strike him.At that instant the
Atheist cried out, ‘Oh my God!’Time Stopped.
The bear
froze.The forest was
silent.As a bright light shone upon
the man, a voice came out of the sky. ‘You
deny my existence for all these years, teach
others I don’t exist and even credit creation to
cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you
out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a
believer’?The atheist looked
directly into the light, ‘It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat
me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could
make the BEAR a Christian’?‘Very
Well,’ said the voice.The light
went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And
the bear dropped his right paw , brought both
paws together, bowed his head & spoke:‘Lord bless
this food, which I am about to receive from thy
bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.’@The Pirate Monkies wrote:
Notice… I said “Many”, not “Most” or “All”… Don’t want to overgeneralize do I???
Greg…
p.s. I’m also an occasional hunter, Green & Vilas counties, and my daughter is participating in her first gun season this year, Ashland Co.
Many is still too many since I doubt you actually know many in in comparable to all. Many to me still means over fifty percent and I don’t think that “many” actually just go to party!
I will be doing both this year. Hunting on the weekends and hopefully caching during the week.
And as a side note, while I know there are some extreme hunters out there, believing most are drinking, don’t handle their weapon safely or don’t know their target and what is beyond it, covers such a minute percentage of hunters I’m getting tired of being thrown in with them because I choose to hunt when others don’t!
My father in law sent this to me. He has his wife and six daughters. He says he’s suffered through them all!
Muggle B wrote:I have no clue what IE… internet explorer
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I’m on RR and have not had any problems and I am also using IE!If they don’t sign the log I let it go, it’s their loss if they actually didn’t find it. I do have one exception, a multi that is not the easiest to find. If everyone else worked hard to find it I will not let somebody just sign it. I have on the cache page that I compare the two and will delete anybody who does not sign the log.
This is going to be a fun week. 1 vs 2
@Mathman wrote:
WOW!
I can’t believe I have the #1 team.
1. Nano Haters 6-2-0 .750 3-1-0 761 617
2. Jerrys Dad 6-2-0 .750 2-1-0 724 653Maybe now that I’m through with all my byes but Rodgers, I can take it back!
@cheezehead wrote:
@Johnny Cache wrote:
The Fantasy Football Gods were in complete control and wanted to send a few messages:
1. Johnny, your team isn’t that great. Watch the smack.
2. Hey Fitzgerald, Remember what a touchdown feels like?
3. They’re hoping you buy a “I beat JC” t-shirt because it’s not pretty seeing a shirtless VG. Contact CacheARRRRRS. I think he bought one.
4. Cheesball may run the league, but we’re not letting him beat Sunshine.
5. We can’t do much with Furfools team.
6. We’re going to let the Nano Haters lead the league before we burst his bubble.
7. Sorry SirC, but it would look too weird if we let Peyton score 96 tonight. Expect to see the Wild Siders on the TOYOTA “Greatest Fantasy Victor” this week.Now that’s funny!
Just got done checking the updated scores before coming over here, that is priceless! 😆 😉
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