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BOB & THE BLONDE:
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you thnk he’ll jump?”
Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump.”
The blonde replied, “I did, too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Bob took the money.
Company coming. Time to do laundry.
I made moves but not alot of them. I tried to make sure that the players I had played well over the long run, the tough part of FF.
I also thought I had third wrapped up at the end of week one. I was ahead 9-0 on Sunday and was shocked when it continued on Monday. I just barely held on by one for third after that second week.You can also encrypt their logs. You won’t be deleting them but it will take alittle more for somebody to look at.
I went out to find my one for the day inbetween writing papers for school!
@-cheeto- wrote:
@labrat_wr wrote:
WHAT!?! nobody said golfballs yet??? 😯 😆 🙄
I figured everyone collected those…
Jerry and
jacob take ’em whenever they can!Thank you for setting up the league! I know I didn’t make as many moves as some but I’m happy with the outcome. Thanks everybody for making it fun!
Thank you for setting up the league! I know I didn’t make as many moves as some but I’m happy with the outcome. Thanks everybody for making it fun!
I let Jerry and Jacob trade even up for something if the container has swag. We go to the dollar store for the even trades or to Wally world for the things that are alittle more. I don’t collect anything I just SL!
I HATE CHANGING FULL DIRTY DIAPERS!
Yea! Third place in fantasy baseball!
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’ The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator.
We’ve been married for 14 yrs and a couple for 16 yrs. I was just quized on our begining last night!
@HeliDood wrote:
@sandlanders wrote:
Do you notice how most of us aren’t listing our full GC numbers? Is there something identity thieves can do with your GC number if they know it? 🙄 😉
I was going to comment on the exact same thing yesterday. It’s not like you’re giving out credit card numbers, Social Security numbers or ATM pins.
I was being lazy and those were the only numbers I remembered! 😛
mine is 6 digits from ’05 – 532***
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