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Brian,
Like many others we have really enjoyed your caches. One of yours was our very first one which we still remember doing on a very cold Dec. 26. Please do not give up. But if you do feel the need and want to archive, please think about adopting them out, I know we would take some to keep them active. My wife and I still comment on quite a few of yours as we drive by them commenting on the quality and fun we had. If you need help with maintance drop me an email I will gladly help you.Jeff
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, ‘because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’
The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.’
God replied, ‘Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.’The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, ‘God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
God replied: ‘You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light.
The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the officer
demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!
So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The
motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer’s
ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.
The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.
When he gets done with writing the ticket he puts an “AH” in
the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket.
He then hands it to the ‘violator’ for his signature. The guy
signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy
points to the “AH” and demands to know what it stands for.
The officer says, “That’s so when we go to court, I’ll remember
that you’re an asshole!”
Two months later they’re in court. The ‘violator’ has such a bad
driving record he is about to lose his license and has hired a lawyer
to represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man
run the red light. Under cross examination the defense attorney asks;
“Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket you issued my client?”
Officer responds, “Yes, sir, that is the defendant’s copy, his signature
and mine, same number at the top.
Lawyer: “Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this
ticket you don’t normally make?”
“Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an “AH,” underlined.”
“What does the “AH” stand for, officer?”
“Aggressive and hostile, Sir.”
“Aggressive and hostile?”
“Yes, Sir?
“Officer, are you sure it doesn’t stand for asshole?”
“Well, sir, you know your client better than I do!”
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, ‘You must be single.’
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, ‘Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?’
The drunk replied, ‘Cause you’re ugly.To get you to buy some brats with your hotdogs!
@Captain and Mate wrote:
That’s interesting. We DNF’d it just a few days after you logged your find. Maybe the police removed it as others have also DNF’d this week. It’s strange you got a phone call from the police. Never heard of that before. 😕
I couldn’t figure out why Greendale police would be calling other than caching. I guess my stroll over to the trees and minute and a half in there freaked somebody out passing by. Like I was a terrorist going to blow up some trees!
New Standard Operating Procedures released today. Please learn.
BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine…
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert .
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine…
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine…
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women.
I think we’re going to need an event to launch them!
@BakRdz wrote:
This one might push the edge of “keeping it clean”, but it’s not like we all haven’t though about saying it before…and maybe have.
Just remove the “F” and it’s great!
Yea, nice to know that many might make it into the world as caches!
So I would be interested in how much Zuma would have left? In other words how much is spoken for?
I can see it now enough of us want in to the point he has sold 150%! 😆 😉I’m game! I have a tag just waiting to be released.
I became interested after seeing the original post. I’m definatly going to hit this one so I made a bookmark list.
bugline trail
I’m not sure whaen I’m going to be able to get there but atleast it’s bookmarked so I am ready!@zuma wrote:
I can do 2.5% shares (24 cans) with any who request. The bid will likely be more than $150, so keep that in mind.
z
I’ll take a 2.5% share, just don’t tell Jerrys Mom!
‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.’
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