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I might be able to help with the pancake breakfast… i have a nice electric griddle too if you need more equipment can make 6-8 pancakes at a time on it 🙂
if it is a drain issue…
I live in a apt. complex, the guys left their magic stuff here… it is called Clean Shot Crystal Drain Opener… use hot water… this stuff blasts through anything!! it is made by Theochem laboratories inc. http://www.theochem.com is the site, u can probably see where you can get it from a google searchGood luck!!
they looked decent size too!!! now I am hungry… grrrr
lots of panfish up in shawno
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you….
ATD – At The Doctor’sBFF – Best Friend Fell
BTW – Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered By Medicare
CUATSC – See You At The Senior Center
FWB – Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living On Lipitor
LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL…CGU – Rolling On The Floor Laughing… AndCan’t Get Up
SGGP – Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL – Talk To You LouderWAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTP – Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
LMGA – Lost My Glasses Again
GLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
Just in time for Summer:
The Bathing Suit (by a middle-age woman unknown)
When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure
was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They
were built to hold back and uplift, and they did a good job.Today’s stretch fabrics are designed for the prepubescent girl with a
figure carved from a potato chip.The mature woman has a choice; she can either go up front to the
maternity department and try on a floral suit with a skirt, coming away
looking like a hippopotamus that escaped from Disney’s Fantasia, or she
can wander around every run-of-the-mill department store trying to make
a sensible choice from what amounts to a designer range of fluorescent
rubber bands.What choice did I have? I wandered around, made my sensible choice and
entered the chamber of horrors known as the fitting room. The first
thing I noticed was the extraordinary tensile strength of the stretch
material. The Lycra used in bathing costumes was developed, I believe,
by NASA to launch small rockets from a slingshot, which gives the added
bonus that if you manage to actually lever yourself into one, you would
be protected from shark attacks; any shark taking a swipe at your
passing midriff would immediately suffer whiplash.I fought my way into the bathing suit, but as I twanged the shoulder
strap in place I gasped in horror: my boobs had disappeared!Eventually, I found one boob cowering under my left armpit. It took a
while to find the other. At last I located it flattened beside my
seventh rib.The problem is that modern bathing suits have no bra cups. The mature
woman is meant to wear her boobs spread across her chest like a speed
bump. I realigned my speed bump and lurched toward the mirror to take a
full view assessment.The bathing suit fit all right, but unfortunately it only fitted
those bits of me willing to stay inside it. The rest of me oozed out
rebelliously from top, bottom and sides. I looked like a lump of
Playdoh wearing undersized cling wrap.As I tried to work out where all those extra bits had come from, the
prepubescent sales girl popped her head through the curtain, ‘Oh, there
you are,’ she said, admiring the bathing suit.I replied that I wasn’t so sure and asked what else she had to show me.
I tried on a cream crinkled one that made me look like a lump of
masking tape, and a floral two-piece that gave the appearance of an
oversized napkin in a serving ring.I struggled into a pair of leopard-skin bathers with ragged frills and
came out looking like Tarzan’s Jane, pregnant with triplets and having
a rough day.I tried on a black number with a midriff and looked like a jellyfish in
mourning.I tried on a bright pink pair with such a high cut leg I thought I
would have to wax my eyebrows to wear them.Finally, I found a suit that fitted …a two-piece affair with a
shorts-style bottom and a loose blouse-type top. It was cheap,
comfortable, and bulge-friendly, so I bought it. My ridiculous search
had a successful outcome, I figured.When I got it home, I found a label that read: ‘Material might become
transparent in water’.So, if you happen to be on the beach or near any other body of water
this year and I’m there too, I’ll be the one in cut-off jeans and a
T-shirt!You’d better be laughing or rolling on the floor by this time. Life
isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
With or without a bathing suit.………………………………………….
A day without sunshine is like… well…, night.
😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯
will take a look at what a Amana colony is, never heard of it 🙂 tks
hmmm now i know who I prefer to go caching with in bear country…. how good are you guys at targeting wood ticks???
(sorry, couldn’t resist…. ignore me and continue on 🙂 lol)
Castration rings….lol… I remember those… they come that small???
Carefull when you put them on the bison’s… they kick and jump a bit 😉 😉> One day my housework-challenged husband decided
>
> to wash his Sweatshirt..
>
> Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
>
> he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the
> washing machine?’
>
> ‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’
>
> He yelled back, ‘ OHIO STATE ! ‘
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> And they say
> blondes are dumb….
>
>
>
> A couple is lying
> in bed. The man says,
>
> ‘I am going to make
> you the happiest woman in the world…’
>
> The woman replies,
> ‘I’ll miss you…….
>
>
>
> ‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’
> Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the
> neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
>
> ‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
>
>
>
> Q: What do you
> call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
>
> A: A rumor
>
>
>
> Q: Why do little boys whine?
>
> A: They are practicing to be
> men.
>
>
>
> Q: What do you
> call a handcuffed man?
>
> A: Trustworthy..
>
>
>
> Q: What does it
> mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
>
> A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
>
>
>
> Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
>
> A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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>
>
> Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
>
> A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
>
>
Will there be a picture of the sample posted with the pre-order?? I would love to see the finished product, the chosen design was very nice!
LOL, I just keep a very worn and weathered Websters on my desk at all times 😉 That way I can try to look up the spelling when I have a brain fart…. remember… i before e except after c 8) Now, sentence structure is a completely different subject!!!
(You should see my kids faces when they ask me to spell something and I tell them to look it up…lol)mmmmmmmmmmmm think of all the bison steaks you could get out of that!!!! That would be one HECK of a tenderloin!!!
gyro= year-o
not guy-ro, not hero, and not jeer-o 😉 -
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