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Yup, $29mo for a sax, over $20/wk for hot lunch for two kids (thankfully I don’t have to pay for extra lessons, but soccer takes up around $400 a year…. what happened to the good ol’ days when kids just went out and occupied themselves until the street lights came on??? lol

[koolma_k]

SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION’S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,

MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!

Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

I’m only sending this to my ‘old’ friends.

I love to see you smile.
Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)

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[koolma_k]

School Fees and Excessive Field trip Fees!!!
Ok, I don’t know about other people and how the schools in their areas work but here is my pet peeve for my local school district:
Registration Fee runs roughly $60-$70 per kid (I have 2)
Technology Fee roughly $40-45
Some classe have additional fee
A list of supplies that includes, kleenex, aluminum foil, hand sanitizer, clorox wipes, ziplock baggies, several pkg’s of markers, around 200 pencils, ect… total for 2 kids around another $120-$150
Then there are pictures, at the beginning of school with the standard photographer, runs 20-40 per kid, then pictures again (with a much nicer photographer)around March for 30-40 a kid
Fieldtrips $6-$43!!!!!!! (and there are enough trips… trust me, the average is around $12)
Now, I pay high rent (which covers the taxes the property has to pay for this area), taxes are fairly high in this area, among the things they cover is the public school. Now, with all that money…. why can’t they afford kleenex, and why to the kids have to take coach busses on field trips???
I remember we took a school bus, and traveled up to 2+hrs and we survived!!!
(Sorry, just got the slip on my sons $43 end of the year fieldtrip and the bill for the March photos…. over $100!!)

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Started with the Garmin Etrex Legend (still use for a back up), switched to DeLorme PN30 to go paperless… love the paperless!!!!

[koolma_k]

There is currently a lot of 6000 going for $17,600

[koolma_k]

@Vegas Gamblers wrote:

Wow, do both of you want to be our servants…..26,025,081

(do you pay more than unemployment??? 🙂 )

[koolma_k]

@TyeDyeSkyGuy wrote:

OK now they have feathers and are taking over the world. 😯 (see thread stealers)

(pages 1698 and 1699 so far… just giving the pages because they go so fast on that thread 🙂 )

[koolma_k]

hmmmm the thread stealers already have a theory on this….lol
1698-1699
(It’s the ticks man!!!)

[koolma_k]

I am right around the 463,000,000 richest person in the world… which is really sad since I am unemployed!!!!! (but that includes the kids support until they are 18!!)

[koolma_k]

Ohhhhhhh that would have been fun if the cache had stayed in its location… I will have to remember that one 😈

I have done that a few times, given people a geocaching 101 when they get curious about my “suspicious activities” I have a guy in Butler that had a cache across the street from his house, the thought that all the recent activity was people looking to buy land… now he can be amused watching them struggle to find the cache 🙂 (it was a bit of a bugger!!)

[koolma_k]

@glorkar wrote:

Is it odd that I look forward to cold and rainy weather to enjoy a park these days?

Nah, it just makes it alot easier to find caches with out the minature muggles seeing you 🙂 (I am thinking about going out for a little bit today myself)

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@TyeDyeSkyGuy wrote:

Bong ticks are lazy in this weather. They prefer hot a humid over cold and wet. They are there, but they have not come out in force yet. The weather is supposed to be cool the rest of the week, so I’d guess there won’t be many ticks camping with you all this year. The recent frost may have helped a lot too.

heehee… Bong ticks are lazy… I bet they still like cheetos though 😈 😆 (sorry, I couldn’t resist!!!)

[koolma_k]

redneck servers

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_server_farm_1.htm
http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_server_farm_2.htm
http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_server_farm_3.htm

redneck pc

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_pc.htm

redneck computer chair

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_computer_chair.htm

[koolma_k]

Redneck Flatscreen

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_flatscreen_tv.htm

[koolma_k]

Top 10 Ways to know if you are using a Redneck’s Computer…

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10. The monitor is up on little blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have toebacky stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to four.
5. Every password is “Bubba.”
4. There’s a gun rack mounted on the side of the computer.
3. There’s a Skoal can used for your beverage coaster.
2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer
is…
1. The mouse is referred to as the “critter.”

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