@cheezehead wrote:
Can use one more team in the league if any one is interested.
Hey, Cheezehead! I want to thank you for the gracious invite you sent me to be the final player in the FFL this year, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to decline. I know, you said it only took the brains of an untrained monkey to play fantasy football, but, well, I was going to go for broke in my rookie season and try for the VG trophy, but then the trained monkey that I had in mind to make the picks for me wasn’t going to be available for this gig, so there go my hopes and dreams.
I’m so depressed that I’m not even sure I can accept your offer of FFL Queen, along with its perks of pushing the button tomorrow morning and having powers above those of the Commish. I’m afraid you and your friends will just have to carry on without me for another season.
No, no, no–begging won’t change my mind . . . you’ll all just have to get over it. Things will get better, you’ll see. Good-bye, all. 😥 😥 😥
