[Barry Butrymowicz]

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, ‘What is this Father?’

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, ‘Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.’

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son…..

‘Go get your Mother’

[Barry Butrymowicz]

Should a Child Witness Childbirth?
Here’s your answer:
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house
was very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a
flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the
baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed, and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him
by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The
paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr
old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly
responded, ‘He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place……..
spank his ass again!’

[Barry Butrymowicz]

even a virt in a cemetery will need to have an OK from the land manager

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hopefully our reviewers will keep the standards high, even if groundspeak says they can highlight a guardrail, I would hope they don’t allow it

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Its on my calendar, we would not miss this event.

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congrats on the 5K, what is your percentage of BM to Caches???

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Kevin, if no one works with you sooner, next time we are in Milwaukee, I can sit down and give you the 101 on it.

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I was passed by a turtle while trying to open a cache page

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We bought 3 from him allready, they are very nice, we plan on using them for door prizes at events. They have the magnets to hold the pathtags in.

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Saw it quite a while ago, thought it was quite funny.

[Barry Butrymowicz]

ive been using this Macro, and load my nuvi200 right from GSAK

http://gsak.net/board/index.php?s=745de0b511d317215f0aa181810f2c9e&showtopic=6918&st=0&#entry90622

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Congrats on the big 1300

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For those of you that cannot sew like me, this stuff is the ticket, I use it to patch work pants and holds up very well, it will definitely stick a patch to anything.

http://tearmender.com/

[Barry Butrymowicz]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. ‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,’ she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater, followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!

‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?’

‘No,’ she replies. . .

‘You just happened to catch my eye.’

[Barry Butrymowicz]

Looks great

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